Lots of people are getting married these days…some for good reasons, others for other reasons…but really, what is an other reason? Come find out.

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It’s that time of year to head off to warm holiday tourist resorts and see how the other half live.

Sunshine!

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If you’re like me then you realise that what we see on teevee and the internet helps to define what we perceive as reality and from that, comes is an assumption of our reality…if you’re not like me, then you’re not devastatingly handsome and for that, I am sorry.

Cellar door

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We know have more technology at our fingertips then ever before…what happens next?

This one goes out to the fine people at CBC’s Spark…thanks for the inspiration.

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Are we on teevee or are we living our lives like we’re on teevee? Is your teevee bigger and better than your tambourines?

What? What does that mean?

What does anything mean.

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Death is permanent…so is the silly way we humans act.

Happy New Year!

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The world of health care is a funny business. Get laughing.

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My sponsor—Giganticon™—is up to their old tricks again in this tale.

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Oh boy! Have I been doing a bad job of keeping up on my podcast. Too much fun in the sun (and limited internet access) for this guy…but I’m back and here comes Season Two (let’s call it) of PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU TELL THEM. I’ve trimmed the fat and calorie counted the crap out of the new material to bring the best darn product to you…the consumer.

Thanks to my legions of fans out there…all six of you…I love you.

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Ever been to a restaurant and had bad service?

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Ever wanted to find out how to improve your personality POWER! Of course you have. Listen to this to find out how.

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This one goes out to fan number 0026-Icy Pants Coffee Maker Baker. It’s chapter two in the Horrible movie series. This time a new director takes the directors chair…and action!

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Have you ever been to the zoo? I went to one on a vacation once. It was a bird zoo. They had birds in cages, and if you put a big bird in a small cage I’m told it will sing you a song.

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This a brief history of history…wait, wait that doesn’t make any sense…a history of history? What am I talking about? I have no idea, but don’t worry, the story clears it all up.

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I read a book one time. That’s it. I read a book. Just wanted to let you know.

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